Beware of the Dog

The Rules of the Society

1. No parking.
2. Something about eggs.
3. Similar to Rule 3.
4. Members only, except for non-members.
5. Don’t tell anyone about the society.
6. Tell everyone about the society.
7. All requests to meet H.C. Dragon will be considered and then refused.
8. See sub-section 78 (iv).
9. Cravats must be worn.
10. No Mackerel to be concealed in clubhouse.
11. Remain alert.
12. Rules are forbidden.